So today we had
no teacher for religion once again. The teachers must be pretty stupid, i mean we have a whole period of NOTHING which means FUN! This girl was blowing had
flavoured condoms so she was like putting vanilla stuff on it and yeah.. actually it was vanilla flavoured and they were putting it on the bottom of a bottle *cough.. LOL then they had chocolate ones and she was blowing it up and this teacher could see her from the staffroom.. LOL and they were thinking about putting it on the fan so when they switch the fans on it will
rain condoms =P
Anyway, this girl read out this info that was very, very, VERY strange -
James Maloney (the author of "Touch Me" - the book we're studing in english) engages in
"Coprophilia"What is "Coprophilia" you ask? also known as fecophilia, fecalphilia or coprolagnia, is the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure through
human feces, or rather to its excretion.
EWWWWWWWWWW!! x100000000
and what's worse? well.. this is an extract from THIS website: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Moloney
Although, Maloney likes to keep his personal life private, It is a well known fact that Maloney has and continues to
engage in Coprophilia, much to the detriment of his personal health. In 1997, he was hospitalised after being diagnosed with severe Toxic Shock Syndrome after
consuming the faeces of fellow writer and poet, Peter Skrzynecki. Following the incident, Skrzynecki was said to comment
"It must have been those burritos i ate last night, i'm really sorry for James,
he had always lapped up everything i had to offer, i suppose that in this instant he simply 'bit off more than he could chew', so to speak... "[1]. After recovery and undergoing six months of intensive therapy, Maloney was released, only to return home and engage in "Hitlering himself" only minutes after exiting the hospital doors.
He had to be restrained and put under heavy anasthaesia and is now undergong further therapy.
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AHAHA.. i found that hilarious.. but what's
EVEN WORSE:Indeed in his own words, "Touch Me, the entire book, is a metaphor, akin to the likes of Orwell's Animal Farm. Essentially,
Touch Me is about shitting all over yourself, rubbing it on your partner and engaging in heated erotic fecal play. Nuala, and Xavier are not people, but much more, they are delicate symbols, emblematic of
two huge steaming turds that i layed on Seamus Heany once. The way in which these two turds mixed and coagulated, as pieces of corn and diced carrot seemed to swirl and disperse, there was something surreal about it. I wrote touch me to share this experience with the world, in a more approachable manner.
When people read Touch Me, i want them to imagine i'm right their in the room with them, laying a massive crap right into their mouth. I want them to savour it's fruity flavour, thats how i connect with my audience..."[2]
what is my school trying to make me learn! GROSS! seriously.. need i say more?
and it's from wikipedia! which is a pretty reliable source, i mean i get my assignment info. from there.. then again, you can always edit the info so maybe someone with a huge grudge against James Maloney decided to write this about him..
it's funny though =P