>THE FUNNY STORY OF A GIRL AND A GUY<
by luciana**a gurl named nicole and her bf tom are at bondi on a date. Tom buys Nicole and himself sum chocolate icecream. Deep inside he is thinking of alice.
nicole: lets go watch stick it, it looks heaps funny
tom: nah, i wanna watch omen, it looks heaps mad
nicole: no, cmon! i wanna watch stick it..seriously..
tom: omen omen babe pleez ok? =)
nicole: but...omg tom..do u luv me..?
tom: ha?..no
nicole: WAT!
tom: babe, chill, im kiddin, of course i do =] (hugs her)
nicole: then if u do..u would take the time to watch "stick it" with me
tom: ha?..no
nicole: WAT!
tom: why dont u just watch it with ur frens ? and i can watch omen with mine =]
nicole: TOM! wah..we..wat.. we are on a DATE!! wat the hell is wrong with u!
tom: ha? oh soryy sorry. alrite then babe. well how bout this. u go watch stick it and..and i'll go watch omen. that ok babe?
nicole: u orang dasar u!
tom: look..it doesnt help wen u chant away in ur own language. im goin to watch omen now. bye (goes to the ticket thingy)
nicole: oMG! he is such a wierdo! thats it, im calling my frens
(calls astrid, rae, lucy, alice, nat, herra, nick, alice, chris, naldy, neil, david, jemz, jon, alvin, hanna, becky, mell, tiara, kayla, nabu and others)
(only nabu and mell cums becoz the rest dont really like nicole)
**10 mins later
nicole: jeez, im so glad u guys came..tom has been so..(she tells wat happend to nabu and mell while watching the movie)
mell: (whispers) um, nini, its been, like, 1hour and like, im like, well, i dont really like care about ur story, only the stick it story so im gonna like stick to "stick it" hahaha..get it? omg that was so funny like stick to like the...
nabu: ya, u always talk so loud in cinema nicolee
mell: so shutup ni, i payed 10 bux for this movie storyline
nicole: (shocked, she stands up, and runs to toilet)
mell: oh..gosh
nabu: leave her, watch movie
**toilet
nicole: (cries) nobody understands me...nobody!..boohooo!
**meanwhile, tom had invited all his frens to watch omen and they were really enjoying the film
**toilet
nicole: (cries) nobody understands me...nobody nobody!..boohooo!
**meanwhile, tom and all his frens were REALLY REALLY enjoying the film
(take note. dramatic irony)
**toilet
nicole: (cries) nobody understands me...nobody nobody NOBODY!..boohooo! i guess i haf to kill myself (gets the toilet paper slowly, and starts to eat it)
**meanwhile, tom and all his frens which were astrid, rae, lucy, nat, herra, nick, alice, chris, naldy, neil, david, jemz, jon, alvin, hanna, becky, mell and tiara came out of the movies wen the omen had ended
tom: im so glad u guys came. LOL u ditched nicole hahaha.. how mad was that movie tho aye?
astrid: i kno!
rae: i feel like killing myself!
lucy: same!
alice: that was so scaryyy
nat: it was too good to be tru!
herra: ye yea haha x)
nick: (dances around with utter joy)
alice: jeez guys that was so scary..omgsh how can u liek dat!
chris: ye cool
naldy: i like that
neil: the omen is cute
david: *smiling
jem: ey ey ey! lets go watch it agen!
jon: no! aku mau makan
alvin: i wanna go on myspace
hanna: can we go now!
becky: tom wheres ur lover?
tom: dunno ( waves to sum of his other frens: brad.p, orlando.b and johnny.d)
**suddenly, nabu runs out of the toilet screaming =O
nabu: some anyone! call 911!!! 911!!!
mell: its triple zero nabu.. peeple! call triple zero!! police, the fire department , the doctor anyonee!!!!
tom: oi nabu, mell? wah?..wats rong?
nabu: omen u! go away!
mell: she's like dead u freak ass!!
tom: ommm...
**
ENDING: and thats wat happend. nicole was found dead in one of the toilet compartments. Doctors and CSI peeple sed that nicole had eaten all of the toilet paper in that bathroom and wiped the sink soap into her eyes. Others sed tom poisoned her with the chocolate icecream. but it was really the way that tom had treated nicole that killed her peace of mind..her heart..her. and also the tissue killed her too becoz there is like bacteria and parts of wood from trees still on the tissues.
SO ALWAYS RESPECT UR GF..dont just ditch her --" stupit tom. and dont eat tissue
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok im going to go now. watch desperate housewives!! x) i like it. such a mad and slow movie bye
lucy