/ 12:15 AM

Well, thankyou luciana stupistido for that insightful rant :)

oh man, i feel bad for making fun of your last name now. But don't fret! Just think about what i have to experience. *sigh*

People would say "hohoho" or "rachel's a ho" and i would get really embarassed about my last name because not only did it sound really asian, it also had.. multiple other meanings.. which i discovered one day in primary school.


Mary-Sue: "Hi Rachel"
Me: "Hi Mary-sue"
Mary-Sue: "Rachel, Penny-Sue told me that your last name meant something really bad."


And at that moment i remember feeling really confused, because i used to think my surname was cool and short.

Me: "What do you mean Mary-Sue?"
Mary-Sue: "Well, apparantly it means something like 'prostitute'"
Me: "Oh right, pfft, yeah i knew that."


But in reality, i didnt know it meant that.
I just wanted to seem smart in front of my friend and be cool with it.

But i was not.
And i remember wondering why i had such a retarded surname.


Then i entered year 7, and to my surprise i was no longer the only ho in my school. (Ha-ha)
Anyway,
Unfortunately, the roll is called in alphabetical order according to surnames.

Emma Ho!
Rachel Ho!
Yo Ho!


HAHAHAHA
But I honestly don't care anymore.
Hohoho :D

/ 11:38 PM

hi
this be lucypoooo
havent been here in ages
no ones probably reading
and if u are reading (??)
u are strange n must be really bored.
but maybe not as strange as me, coz im the one who offered to rant to myself alone and express my feelings on to freaking cyberspace

hmm wat to talk about. well i just wantd to say that i hate school, cant believe we have to squash all this stuff (that we're probably gona forget in 2 years time.. maybe 2 days for sum ppl) into our poor tired BEAUTIFUL brains nd have all this STRESS put upon our youthful state and spirit.. i say we should still be playing with our polly pockets and tazos n not care bout a damm damm damm!

those were the good days. none of this freaking bebo and myspace and facebook EITHER!
so wierd how ppl can be addicted to all THREE of them at once TOO like WAT THE F?! hehe sory to those who are ... bt like.... wat the freak

find it wierd how we're always on computer... like we're attached to it. and yeh i admit i am a victim. who isnt anyway ? :p

and how some people say "00hhh, my life is on that computer/laptop/memory card!"
.... creepy much?

and wat happens if one day that computer actually does get bashed? ..... 0_0" oh dear.... poor computer

but NO

the owner would be like "my LIFE IS OVER"

=/


i dont get life
how is this life ?
i think theres a problem

/ 7:31 PM

hey rach i miss ya

/ 10:45 PM

let me think of sumthing funny thats hapend hmmmmm....
*scratches elbow*
ok im gna make a story




++RACHEL AND THE MYSTERIOUS PEDO++


ONe day, a girl named rachel decided to wake up from bed. so she did!!!! :D she sat up, took off her sleeping shoes, and headed towards the bathroom door.

as she was walking, she felt very confident. she screamed out, "WOWWW!! I FEEL LIKE ACTINGGG!!"

so she ran to her dog and performed one of the "romeo and juliet" scenes in front of it.

wen the dog didnt clap after she finished her performance, rachel was heaps offended and chucked a bucket at it. it was a actually a black bucket that she threw.

THENN.............. the home fone rangg!!!! she screamed out "omgsh!!! i think its lucy!!! i can tell by the tone of the ringing!"

rachel picked it up. "helllooooo ??? lucyy!! HEYY!!"

person- "HI! IM FROM WESTPAC! BUT MY NAME ISNT LUCY. ITS ACTUALLY HARRY. I"D JUST LIKE TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT..."

rachel was really mad so she hung up, and then chucked the fone across the kitchen. it too was a black fone.

rachel was really bored so she started acting as a mysterious pedo and called many home phone numbers.

THE END

**lucy

/ 10:43 PM

HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

/ 10:43 PM

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/ 10:42 PM

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/ 10:42 PM

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/ 10:40 PM

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ID dONT THINK ANYONE WOULD READ THIS BUT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiii

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=D =D

mmm..

/ 10:32 PM

rachel .* says:
OGMSH
- rachel .* says:
IM GNA BLOG
- rachel .* says:
COZ I AM IN THE MOOD
- rachel .* says:
AND ITS TIME
- rachel .* says:
FOR A DECMEBER BLOG
lucyyy says:
OGMMGMMGMGMGMGMGGMMGGM
lucyyy says:
I FEELE LIEK BLOGGIN TOOO
lucyyy says:
OGSSGHHHH
lucyyy says:
OK
lucyyy says:
LETS BLOG
lucyyy says:
I MISS It


our conversations are so damn dramatic.


TODAY i was in the car while my mum was driving and we stopped at a traffic light. THEN i realised it was the 1st of december! :D

so i look at my mum

and shes concentrating on the road

and i lift my arm

and go

PINCH AND A PUNCH FOR THE FIRST DAY OF THE MONTH!

and she was shocked

she looked at me

and said "what the?

why did u just punch me?

i dont understand.

pinch and punch?

but why?

IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE DO NOWADAYS?!"

/ 4:10 PM

-In history class-

R: "Luciana... when did WW2 end?"
L: "Hmm.. oh wait, wait i know this! 1975!"
R: "What the?! Are you serious.. no it's not! Wasn't it in the 1940s or something?"
L: "No! It was 1975!"

-Rachel checks her history textbook-

R: "Aha! It says 1945."
L: "NO! It's 1975!! See i wrote it down before - Gough Whitlam formally ended Autsralia's involvement in WW2"
R: "What the.."

-Lucy flips to the Gough Whitlam section-

L: "See! It says here 'Gough Whitlam formally ended Australia's involvement in Vietnam War in 1975'"
R: "...Vietnam war and WW2 are 2 completely different wars..."
L: "WHAT?! WWHHHAAAATTT?!?! HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THIS!!! !$#@!$#!@$!@"
R: "...."


Luciana was in extreme hysterics. *sigh*

If any of you year 10s studying for the SC forget when WW2 ended after reading this you're a disgrace!

Good luck =]

/ 6:29 PM

You know what else i remember about Mr F? :D When he said he was looking for a tambourine in the music cupboards while everyone was outside of the classroom during recess. He looked through each cupboard and at the last cupboard he opened one of the doors and a girl was hiding inside it. When she saw him she screamed in his face and ran out of the classroom. Mr F was very confused.

People can be so strange.

/ 5:14 PM

You know what i really hate? walking into a shopping mall with trolleys driving toward you from every direction by frustrated shopping people. I know it makes life somewhat conveniant but seriously you don't drive them INTO people GEEES. Today i was walking through the mall minding my own little business when an angry woman just pushed her trolley into me.

"ouch?"

She was too angry to say sorry though so she just walked off without saying sorry like it was my fault, which it wasn't! *sigh* Seriously, they should make like the ends of trolleys out of inflatable cushions or something so that they don't jab into people. Oh, you know what will be better? 'Valet trolley-ing'. They should hire people to carry your shopping for you and put your shopping into your car. It'll increase employment rates as well =] BOOYAH!


-rachel